I promise to quickly clean up any food you drop on the floor.
I promise to always wag my tail like a maniac when I see you, even if you only left the room for a minute.
I promise to try and let you go to the bathroom yourself.
I promise to try not to chew up toilet paper. Or shoes.
I promise to take you for walks so I can show you all the cool stuff by our house. I’ll stop and sniff/pee on things every three feet so you don’t get too tired.
I promise to lay my head on your leg and look pitiful so you can remember to give me treats.
I promise to be a good boy/good girl.
I promise to love you with all my heart.